actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes

decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!