ERIN IT DID THE THING
i wish they taught yodeling classes in school so i can learn something useful in life
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
Got that good dick last night.
Just thought yo uh should know.
Went hard on that cowgirl.
This photo is of my town, it’s in quite a poor part and when I passed it on the bus I really realised how true it is
me: schools hard
parents: well when i was in schoo-
if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!
clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.